June 2012
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: man throws intestines at police
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
When I close the wrong tab....
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
Asian Categorization
xbbyphaaat:
melissatorrescomia:
Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops).
Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers.
Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers.
Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers.
Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers.
Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers
LOLOL
May 2012
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
Reblog if you're a potato.
handcraftedheart:
omg the notes :O
